Tale of the Missing Pants, Part Deux
Nina from Mr. Rafael’s cleaners called me today to admit fault and confirm that her staff has, indeed, lost the pants. While she was somewhat apologetic that this happened, I was less than enthused by her “creative offerings” to remedy the situation. She said that:
*A. She went to the store to try and find some similar pants.*
*B. If we bring her some fabric, she’ll make us a new pair of pants (Rafael’s is, after all, a custom tailor!).*
…Huh? What?
Needless to say, tomorrow morning I’m off to visit Nina to demand some proper compensation for our loss. Stay tuned folks…. you can’t make up stuff like this!!