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Whoever said you can’t go out and party after you have a baby never heard of Baby Loves Disco!

Baby Loves Disco is “transforming the hippest night clubs into child proof discos as toddlers, pre-schoolers and parents looking for a break from the routine playground circuit let loose for some post naptime, pre-dinner fun.” The program started in Philly as a hip, parent-friendly alternative to the usual kiddie entertainment, and was brought to NYC by a Brooklyn-based musician. An afternoon of baby disco includes classic tunes, healthy snacks, bubble machines, diaper changing stations and a “chill-out” room filled with books and puzzles.

Shake your groove thing with Baby Loves Disco this Saturday, April 1st from 2-5 PM at Southpaw in Park Slope. Admission is $10.

When that summons comes in the mail, the first thing that usually comes to mind is, “@#%$!” But when you live at 53BP, jury duty really ain’t so bad, especially when the courts are a convenient 3-minute walk away! Last week, I was summoned and selected for a panel. My case was scheduled to go to court today, but after hours of waiting we were informed the parties had settled and we could go home. I was kinda looking forward to getting into that Law & Order vibe. Oh well.

Should you be summoned to Brooklyn Supreme Court, here are some tips to make the experience more enjoyable:

1. *There’s a lot of waiting. A lot.* Bring a book, magazines, newspaper, or video iPod, which I highly recommend. But make sure you charge that baby up good. Mine died halfway through the season one finale of LOST. That sucked.

2. *The juror’s lounge is more comfortable to sit in than the central jury room.* It has large windows that face out over Adams Street, and you’ll have a great birds-eye view of the construction on the new Marriott Tower. Get there early so you can score a seat facing the windows.

3. *You will be shown a video about what it means to be a juror. Try really hard not to laugh.* It starts out with some actors dressed as the colonial Americans, re-enacting the early judicial processes. I got a real giggle out of this, but nobody else seemed to. There’s also a segment with an 80’s-looking Diane Sawyer. Hot!

4. *You get one hour for lunch.* This is great opportunity to hit the Montague Street restaurants. I met my best friend, who is a lawyer, for lunch both days. We ate at Nanatori for Japanese, and Mr. Souvlaki for Greek. Try the excellent moussaka! Or, if you prefer, eat at home at 53BP - you’re only a 3-minute walk away!

5. *There’s an additional restroom near the empanelling area.* The juror’s lounge one gets really packed.

It’s too bad our case got dismissed because, honestly, I would have liked to see the process in action in the courtroom. I think it would have been fascinating… maybe in four years, I’ll get my turn.

53BP has its very own Swiss Miss, but she’s not the one making instant hot chocolate.

Instead, Tina Roth Eisenberg, a self-proclaimed “Swiss designer gone NYC,” is a busy graphic designer who somehow also finds time to creatively photograph the details of daily life, blog about cool products, and await the arrival of her most recent creation, a baby girl that is (for now) dubbed, “Peanutella.”

After studying at the Ecole des arts décoratifs in Geneva and Fachhoschule of Munich, Switzerland-native Tina crossed the Atlantic to find herself a three-month internship in New York. Now, six years (and several jobs at prominent NYC design firms) later, she is the Design Director of Thinkmap. Tina is in charge of all design for customized Thinkmap Applications and the award-winning Visual Thesaurus, a revolutionary 3D interactive reference tool that creates a visual representation of the English language.

In addition to working as a consultant to the prestigious MoMA, Tina’s design work has been recognized by the American Institute of Graphic Arts and the Society of Graphic Designers of Canada.

Since moving to the neighborhood, the husband and I have become quite the brunch connoisseurs. He’s on the hunt for the perfect eggs benedict, and I’d like to find the tastiest french toast. Our journey has taken us to many fine dining locations around the area — here are some we like the best (in no particular order):

*Cafe on Clinton* - 268 Clinton Street
What we love best about this brunch spot is it’s wonderful feeling of “neighborhood.” Located on a pretty residential block right near Cobble Hill Park, it’s the only restaurant in sight. It’s warm, wooden decor and tin ceiling make it feel like home as soon as you enter. There’s also a cozy bar from which to order mimosas and bloody marys. In the summer, get there early and be lucky enough to score one of the two tables outside in their tiny (but tranquil) garden! The “cafe brunch,” which includes 3-courses, is an unbeatable deal for a little over $11. Everything we’ve tried here has been delicious!

*Robin Des Bois* - 195 Smith Street
Eclectic is the first word that comes to mind when we think of Robin Des Bois. Formerly an antique shop, this place is jam-packed with a lot of cool stuff. There’s a huge Virgin Mary statue juxtaposed with a Playboy pinball machine, countless signs and artwork, and all kinds of mysterious artifacts. It’s a fun place to bring visiting friends or family members, just don’t expect to be overly “wow-ed” by the food. …But the eye candy alone is worth the visit!

*Bacchus* - 409 Atlantic Ave
Bacchus is a little piece of Europe right here in Boerum Hill. The lovely and spacious outdoor garden seems to attract all of the European ex-pats who have settled down in the neighborhood. It’s fun to listen to people sitting around you speaking French — kind of makes you forget where you are. We love the omelette selection at Bacchus, as well as the friendly service.

*Bar Tabac* - 128 Smith Street
If you’ve already hit Bacchus, you have to try Bar Tabac. Another of the neighborhood’s french bistros, the best thing about this place is the sidewalk dining and charismatic band that plays outside in the summer. The food and wines are pretty good, too. Bar Tabac also a sponsor of Smith Street’s annual Bastille Day festivities — probably the one and only time you’ll eat your frites barefoot in the sand in Brooklyn.

Get out your gold card! According to this article in The Real Deal, downtown Brooklyn is poised for a major influx of retail stores. Faith Hope Consolo, chairwoman of the retail leasing and sales division at Prudential Douglas Elliman, says, “…Your Target opened a big store in Brooklyn. You’re going to have Best Buy. I think that Trader Joe’s is looking in Brooklyn. Whole Foods just took a location in downtown Brooklyn.” (The Whole Foods, by the way, will be on Willoughby Street). In addition to several emerging commerical developments around the borough, Ms. Consolo is also involved in marketing a 12,000-square-foot retail space on two levels at the base of the new tower of the Brooklyn Marriott.

As a result of this high demand, retail rents in the area are going sky-high, with some thoroughfares commanding Manhattan prices, particularly Montague and Fulton Streets. Bay Ridge has the highest rents at $200 a foot, closely followed by Brooklyn Heights at $150 a foot. Downtown Brooklyn comes in third at $125 a foot.

The glitz! The glamour! The Brooklynites!

In honor of our Boerum Hill neighbors, Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams (Best Actor and Best Supporting Actress nominees for Brokeback Mountain), 53boerum.com will be hosting a live blog-cast of this year’s Academy Awards. We’ll be posting as the action happens… join in during the telecast to add your comments.

Good luck Heath and Michelle!

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11:28 pm: The montages have finally ended! Best Pic went to Crash. See ya next year!

7:10 pm: Heath and Michelle are now entering the red carpet zone! Heath looks classic in his black tux and Michelle is wearing a golden yellow gown, not sure if I like it yet. I need a better look. They gave a shout-out to Baby Matilda, awww, who they say is “back home” - maybe in Brooklyn?